Verbal Autocorrect

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.

Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"

Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"

by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022

des's autocorrect

When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.

Example:

Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao

Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.

Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?

Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh

Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.

by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021

Autorection

When you are driving in a car and u suddenly get erect

Man yesterday was crazy! I got an autorection

by Fox.7 December 11, 2016

Autoerect

When you get an erection without knowing, noticing, or causing it yourself.

He got an autoerection when he saw Emma Watson.

by fummy7071111 April 28, 2018

autoerect

When a guys cum is yellow and he squirts everywhere he needs to go to the hospital immediately

Oh shit my cum is all yellow i have an autoerection (walks out of house with dick just hanging out)

by IntelIntelligence. Net May 14, 2018

Autocorenym

A type of word that has been autocorrected into somthing weird.

Well my mom's gonna kill me. I sent a Autocorenym.

(Ex: Shucked, to fucked.)

by SeagullLettuce September 12, 2018

Autocowrecked

When your device's autocorrect feature f***s you over.

"Man, I was replying to this chick in a hurry and the autocorrect feature just made sound like a retard."
- Yup, you got autocowrecked.

by ZeNicest November 16, 2020