Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
by Disentropy April 27, 2020
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After Bob had been offshore for 3 1/2 months his body shifted to autocorrect mode and he woke up in a puddle of jizz.
by Hammer219 June 22, 2011
Get the autocorrect mug.A person who constantly interrupts you to correct your grammar, to inform you that something you said was wrong or to add detail to something that you are saying. Even if the correction is accurate or improves what your story, it's frustrating as heck. correction, correct, autocorrect, interrupt, annoying, iphone, smartphone, talk-over, talkover, last word
My brother is the ultimate autocorrector. Every time I try to tell a story, he constantly interrupts me to add unnecessary details to the story.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2016
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-"I couldn't read that last text you sent me"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
-"Sorry, I've had a real bout of autocorrectitis lately"
by AuD14 September 7, 2013
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by Smahtass October 12, 2014
Get the autocorrectish mug.When you can correctly translate an auto corrected text message into what the person ment to say with out asking for help.
A " The buyer is open till ."
B "The buffet is open until ten."
When you get message A, and somehow know it was supposed to be message B, you speak fluent autocorrectonese
B "The buffet is open until ten."
When you get message A, and somehow know it was supposed to be message B, you speak fluent autocorrectonese
by rae22k August 17, 2016
Get the autocorrectonese mug.When someone gets tired of fixing incorrectly autocorrected words in text messaging or social media and just goes with it because the audience they are trying to reach will figure out the gist of what you are saying. Considered an accent as most people under 60 understand what you meant, but older people don't and are confused by what you are trying to say.
John's Autocorrect accent was so strong yesterday his grandma flipped out at him on Facebook.
What did his post say?
"Anyone selling girl scout pussies?" We all knew he meant cookies. Poor grandma didn't.
What did his post say?
"Anyone selling girl scout pussies?" We all knew he meant cookies. Poor grandma didn't.
by Autocorectiafixation November 2, 2018
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