lifetime achievement award

neil😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

neil cicierega: LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
random guy: oh my gorsh neil cicierega

by human i think February 1, 2023

darwin awards

Awards given to people who die in incredibly stupid circumstances. Located at www.darwinawards.com

by El Jeffy July 12, 2003

MTV Music Awards

All it is is one big riggfest sponsored be the RIAA. See VMA or MTV VMA.

The MTV Music Awards suck dogshit.

by middle finger September 17, 2003

Aardwolf

(noun) a striped, hyenalike mammal of northern Africa that feeds mainly on insects

The aardwolf was looking in a log for termites to snack upon.

by +Henry+ May 20, 2015

philip kotler presidential award

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019

aardvark

an uncircumcised penis

Jimmy's aardvark scared Lisa after he undressed.

by bobby'sworld March 18, 2011

pussy award

an award givin to a girl who has used her "pussy" to its full potential, but in a way no one els has done before.

i got my first pussy award for fuckin in the bathroom at a football game

by pussy queen March 2, 2009