library cop

A security guard assigned to a library. Many libraries now need extra security due to increasing problems with intoxicated patrons, shouting matches between patrons, and other inappropriate behavior between adults and/or children.

I used to be a mall cop, but now I'm a library cop.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007

Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

library jacker

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.

Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .

by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016

Library Phobia

The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people

"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.

by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011

STD library

a chick who has fucked EVERYONE at your school, who more than likely has at LEAST one STD.

Annie is an STD library.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

Library Serpant

An exceedingly ugly creature ( it's questionable if its male or female) that dwells in the library and cast its evil and wicked ways of wrath on young and innocent onlookers

Set a trap at the door so the Library Serpant can't enter!!!!!!!!!

by ChunkyDunk69 May 16, 2010