asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

assdana

A long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her ass.

Did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the assdana? Why the hell wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an assdana?

by sh4nn0nm November 12, 2011

Asswagon

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010

Asswack

To simulate intravenous drug use by inserting a turkey baster with said drug and insert it into your anus and hence the asswack.

Hey will I'm not getting high off this dope, fix me up the turkey baster so I can do an asswack bro.

by Asswack# September 16, 2015

Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.

“Truth is treason in the empire of lies”

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021

asswad

Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "

The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.

by blowhole138 December 3, 2007