asspelonking

1) going deep on any given subject.
2) anally profound.

1) Oh no, let's not start asspelonking over that same old thing again , now shall we...
2) The doctor had to investigate him rectally and it sure looked asspelonking!

by C4PROOF August 19, 2003

Assphemy

irreverent or blasphemous behavior toward the ass of another; speaking poorly of another's gluteus

A:"That girl has no ass. I wouldn't want to tap that." B:"No way man, that's assphemy. She's got some cakes."

by mattandalbc January 7, 2011

assleech

An extreme tailgater.

The assleech was so close to my rear end that I could only see their car's roof.

by Belledawna January 21, 2011

assleviathan

someone who is so mind-numbingly assholish it can only be descibed in the biblical sense.

Jeebus! Bradley is all assleviathan today! Run! the four whores-men of buttbaggery are coming next!

by mikeyd1978 October 22, 2011

Asplenapenadix

An unknown made up organ of the body, similar to that of a kidney or spleen. Used in conjunction with the same area of the body, but when unsure which organ specifically.

I think I reputed my Asplenapenadix! This whole area hurts.

by Malbeth February 12, 2013

Assphena

A pharmaceutical taken when experiencing painful bowel movements.

Hey Jerry, taking a dump is painful and hurts like a mother these days - think I'm going to give that Assphena a try!

by AUsome October 24, 2014

asspectations

When you try to guess what a girl's ass looks like just from the outline of it in her pants.

Yo man, you see that girl in the yoga shorts?
Ya dude, I got some real asspectations.

by Buzz55kill April 19, 2017