asshole

What you are currently sitting on.

Man! my asshole is itchy.

by RC February 26, 2005

Asshole

1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert

If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.

by RayX April 9, 2005

assholes

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary

those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

asshole

Kanye West

Kanye is an asshole

by happyimnotkanye September 14, 2009

asshole

the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.

gahd he's such an assholeee! (emphasizing the word to the max!)

by toosmart October 4, 2006

asshole

The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well.
Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."

I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.

by The Constar February 25, 2009

Assholism

When one has the addictive behavior of being an asshole

Jeff: Aww man, Joe totally ripped on me today

Wayne: Yea, I hear he is suffering from assholism...

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009