As Shit

A suffix added to adjectives to intensify their meanings.

It is hot as shit in here.

That bitch is dumb as shit.

This Easy-Mac is tasty as shit.

by nrockshard August 15, 2009

tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

by papermachete November 11, 2005

dumb as shit

Someone or something that is ignorant or worthless to the point of having no value. Also one who displays the fact that they have no common sense or knowledge in a subject.

Fuck, that bitch is dumb as shit.

Really, that game is dumb as shit.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

asshike

When you plan to have anal sex for so long, that you pack a lunch.

"I can't wait to take an asshike with steve"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Asstity Belt

A belt designed to cover the anal cavity of both men and women with lock and key to keep would be anal-ists from entering.

Also sometimes used to prevent one from getting their head in their own anus.

"Gee golly willickers Wally, I would let you stick it in my pooper, but Dad's making me wear the asstity belt and he has the key."

by mardonna April 8, 2009

pissed as shit

When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.

"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."

by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009

asshat

a person suffering from acute cranial-rectal inversion.

wow candice price is a total asshat

by josh younggayblood January 12, 2009