Dead Assmar

Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."

Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"

Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."

Samneric: "Dead assmar?"

by Not Josh A March 22, 2010

assfacious

The act or state of being an ass-face.

Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!

by Tommy Christmas May 4, 2010

Assface

My ex husband.

He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.

He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.

by Doug McGue June 9, 2016

assfro

(n.) to have an above normal amount of hair on the glutes

My date was so hot, and after I got down her pants, I discovered a tremendous assfro.

by Matt Holley November 4, 2003

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

by bLiTch June 19, 2008

Assbar

A common abbreviation for All Star Batman and Robin. The title of the book abbreviates to ASBAR, which was changed by readers to ASSBAR, as the quality of the book was far below expectations from a Batman book, especially a Batman book written by Frank Miller.

"What would you say is the worst comic book ever written?"
"Oh man, ASSBAR is easily the worst thing ever written."
"At least it gave us The Goddamn Batman."

by doublechris April 14, 2010

assfro

an unusual amount of pubic hair in the anal region of the female body (any is too damn much so ladies get rid of it)

I was goin low but that hoe was rockin tha assfro...so I said to myDAMNself stop, no, and dont and then called her a bitch

by makaveli March 22, 2003