ass

This is how you would describe the WWE Superstar, Edge, after his recent heel turn.

Uggh that Edge is such an ass.
Correction, he IS Ass.

by Jorgey March 5, 2005

Ass

Waking up everyday thinking how you can fuck up someone's life

Franklin why are you always an ass

by TyrellHiggins January 2, 2017

ass

Can be used to emphasize an adjective.

big-ass, funny-ass, smart-ass, stupid-ass, crazy-ass, loud-ass, etc.

by your head asplode April 17, 2005

ass

1.Buttocks
2.A lower class or stupid person.

1.Wow, that chick has a nice ass.

2.Why were you such an ass in class today?

by Bob Hokok December 15, 2008

ass

the best part of the body to fuck

damn....look at her round ass, i gotz ta fuck that, hmmm

by Andyhank September 5, 2005

Ass

Something you ain't got; butt.

Shawty got ass bruh!

by LlamaMama902 January 20, 2015

In The Ass

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

by SlopNChop May 14, 2019