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ASAF

"As soon as fuck", came into existence during SARS-CoV-2's global pandemic.
Appeared in response to "ASAP : as soon as possible", people couldn't meet each other and move to another place for months. So the things couldn't be ASAP as long as life wouldn't be collective : ASAF means "when life brings back to normal".
AGNÈS : I'm gonna marry you as soon as possible !
DORANTE : But you're still locked in your suit, and you have to marry Arnolphe, your father.
AGNÈS : I love you and we gonna marry, ASAF !
by Tahnkredo April 3, 2021
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Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.
Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.
by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
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ASAF

Used to describe an individual who is seeking attention at an extra level.
Attention Seeking As Fuck
Geez Louise, did you notice how over the top Bianca was today? She's so ASAF...
by MarcoHoff February 14, 2020
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assalope

Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
by Brad Albert November 5, 2005
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assaids

i hope my cheating whore ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea
by tensux February 27, 2008
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ASAF

An acronym for the phrase: As Soon As Feasible.
by Safmiester G April 7, 2007
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Julian Assange

Australian born, founder of Wikileaks
accused of cyber-terrorism and treason against US (he is Australian)
the man did nothing wrong unless one thinks exposing the unethical acts politicians and businessmen have engaged in behind closed doors
now before you hate on Julian Assange
consider this quote

"Liberty cannot be persevered without the general knowledge among the people, who have.. a right, an indisputable, inalienable... right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, that is the character and conduct of their rulers"

-John Adams
by donthate123 March 30, 2011
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