assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

by molecule March 7, 2004

Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016

asburger

A faggot who has a strange paranoia of hotdogs, thinking they are evil/demonic

A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.

2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"

by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Assburger

An autistic person that is an asshole

Man my brother us an assburger

by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018

Assburger syndrome

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you

Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!

by Mudnanner February 2, 2017

assburger

when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns

last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack

by hhhhhhhhhuh November 17, 2019