Asgustins

A form of disgusting but dramatically worse.

Ew, honey I found your skid marked underwear in the trash can, that's asgustins.

by Baldheadweiner March 15, 2017

Augusting

Augusting is when a person or page on social media will either forget or avoid posting for long periods of time, most of the time followers won't even notice this event occurring. Not posting for a couple weeks however doesnt count as "augusting". The term can be used when the user hasn't posted for over a month which can continuously grow.

Augusting an issue that not enough people pay attention to.

*******memes: *doesn't post for over a month*
smallmale: "you are augusting again and we didn't even notice :("

by fruityafrican December 1, 2019

Augusting

When anyone is being Aggravating & Disgusting (AUGUSTING)

Wash yo hands. Snot is running out of ur noise. No1 wants a cold.

That’s too Augusting

by Weedi March 25, 2023

Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

Adjusting the Volume

An act often used in the music world where the male is about to ejaculate. To prevent this from happening, the person performing the fellatio, decreases the speed at which she performs. She also adjusts the testicles. All of which is done to increase orgasm intensity.

Damn! That drummer chick is really good at adjusting the volume. Last night was crazy!

by hahalalala14 January 8, 2012

assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.

She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.

by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016

augustinovitch

The crazy person that will go out of their way to humiliate you and torture you so stay away from any augustinovitchs you see

Dude: Augustinovitch just made me com all over the floor

by Kamikan December 1, 2018