Bone Apple Titty

The (in)proper way of saying Bon Appetit.

Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...

by HoneyOTU September 10, 2018

Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.

Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.

by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Apple Sheep

The simple-minded, over zealous followers and lovers of all things Apple. Worshipers of Steve Jobs, these people are known for spending ridiculous amounts of money just to have a picture of apple with a bite taken out of it on their electronics regardless of product performance or quality. Apple could come out with kuzoo and charge $100 for it and these people would still buy it. Apple sheep are often seen wasting countless days of their life putting work and families (not their moms) on hold waiting for the next Apple product. When these people discover news of Apple products or their leader Steve Jobs being down-graded and criticized they almost immediately get very, very cross and red in the face almost always resulting in them requiring to use their inhaler, only after which they then attempt to no avail pitifully defend their beloved Apple. These people can usually be seen driving a Prius while listening to Coldplay (on their plugged in ipod of course). Commonly referred to plainly as sheep.

I just saw an Apple Sheep getting a tattoo of Steve Jobs on his arm while waiting in line for the next ifill-in female sanitary product.

by TERRORMOTO March 26, 2011

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.

Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.

The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011

The Applebee's Rule

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.

Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?

by Noiren October 21, 2018

apple of my eye

One's favorite person; the one you love most.

In Old English, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the 'apple'. It was thought that the pupil was a round object much like an apple (a piece of fruit). When you look at someone, their reflection appears in your pupil. So if someone is the 'apple of your eye', he or she is someone that you look at a lot and enjoy seeing.

1) Miranda is the apple of my eye - I love her more than anything on earth.

2) Her granddaughter is the apple of her eye.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

apple fanboy

An apple fanboy is someone who has caught a common disease in which they praise Apple products and criticize everything else. The sickness is usually caught after the victim sees too many Apple TV advertisements, and buys into Apple's marketing strategy. The Apple fans will usually line up for hours, even days in extreme cases, to be one of the first to get their hands on a new, outrageously overpriced Apple product, which features technology that has been on the market on other handsets for months, if not years. Apple fanboys also support Apple in its constant legal disputes with rivaling companies, especially Samsung. Apple fanboys are convinced that every smartphone in existence is a copy of their precious iPhone, which has struggled to change over half a decade. The infected fanboys also try desperately to make up reasons why their "perfect" Apple products are so much better than other devices, particularly Android devices, to no avail. Unfortunately, it is a rare occurence to see an Apple fanboy fight off the sickness and give any other products a chance.

Apple fanboy: Why is the power button on your Samsung on the side of the phone?

Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.

Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.

by Your pseudonymmmm April 1, 2013