Apache Junction

Quaint, little pioneer town nestled at the foot of the Superstition/Goldfield mnts. Apache junction =small town w/ mom/pop restaurants, small businesses, Multi-gen, skate park, ball fields, Parks/Rec, high school drama, horse lovers, old west re-enactors, cyclists, campers, hikers, & nature lovers. You will also find a crowd of new age practitioners. There is a wonderful branch of Central Arizona College, who touts beautiful, state of the art architecture in it's recent campus expansion. CAC offers a variety of classes for anyone from recent high school graduates and GED seekers, to those who want to just refine some skills in a couple of subjects. They provide our community members with a few traditional two year degree programs, as well as a varietal ala carte menu of lifelong learning courses. All of this is surrounded by Superstition riparian areas, National Forest, quick access to 4 lakes and a river, an arboretum, national Monuments, miles of biking, hiking, and horseback riding trails, and sight-seeing. In the cooler months, AJ is busy w/ retirees and bikers. I don't know if the locals want to share this place with anyone else. We don't need any more roads or people. You're ok to come stay a few months during the winter, but be prepared to spend your money, be treated very well, and then go home, so the locals can take some time off to enjoy all of the outdoor and water recreation during the summer month. REMEMBER TO PACK IN/PACK OUT! We don't want your trash.

I live in Apache Junction, and WOW! I had a fantastic, and lucrative winter! Now that the parades and all the events are over, and all of the birds are going home, we are going to pull out the kayaks and meet up with all of our other off-season friends from the Ghost-town gunfighters club and the Renaissance festival to take a trip on Canyon lake. This is going to be one fantastic summer!

by horselover96 September 17, 2013

drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

abashed

embarrased; ashamed; you get it...

would you be abashed if your private parts were flashed, while your fly was unzipped, and your underwear was ripped?

If to yourself your true, the answer is, of course wouldn't you?

by vocabfreak February 22, 2005

apache

From the Sugar Hill Gang: Jump on it!

He told me he really liked the girl but couldn't find the balls to talk to her. I simply replied: "Apache!"

by D.J.M. April 26, 2006

apache chief

Leaving in secret without telling your companions.

Knowing he had another party to attend, Brett slipped quietly out the back door. His friends soon realized he'd gone Apache Chief.

by CaffeineBlog October 10, 2005

apathet

one who embodies apathy. the so named cares little, does less, and generally wastes away.

hope there's room beneath the bridge for one more apathet

by phototaco July 28, 2011

Apatherealistic

The thought, belief or religious ideal that one’s own actions and the actions of others do not make any difference in the course of eternity.

Once Joe started believing in the Apatherealistic set of ideals, a calm came over him knowing that, in the grand scheme of life and eternity, it doesn’t really matter if he lands that job or not.

by Joe Dung May 9, 2012