Angst

Rage, rage, my ovaries have exploded. Rage, I like to eat babies. Rage against the machine, my mother slammed me as a baby and now I want her dead. Kitchen. Kitchen full of knives. Shall I eat them, too, or will that give me heartburn? Death. Death...death and manatees. I choose the former, for the latter are slimy to the touch. Rage against the fish, the fish, the blasted salmon that swim upstream. Why can't I do it too?!... Death. Death and monkeys...The first is as fun as a barrel of the second.

Poets have angst. Quite often too much.

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004

the angst

A hairstyle, inspired by spring awakening character Moritz Steifel, in which the angsty feelings of a person radiates from the head causing hair the stand straight up.

Martha: I like Moritz Steifel
Other Girls: Ew! even with the angst?

by JarOfPickles March 16, 2009

Angst-erpiece

1. A work of art, poetry, music, or literature which transcends mere whining about trivial problems, but achieves such dark majesty, that all who experience the work are affected by it.

E.g. Catcher In The Rye by J.D Salinger, Interview with a Vampire by Anne Rice, Hawthorne Heights music, etc.

That Emo kid's art project is an Angst-erpiece! It makes me feel all dark inside!

by TeenAuthor September 25, 2007

fat-angst

general anger caused by being fat

that hulking behemoth that sits in front of me in class scares me with her fat-angst

by dave March 22, 2005

angst

Feeling of sadness or depression, usually felt in the teen years. The whole depression thing isn't really helped by the fact that almost all rock music (the music most angsty people I know listen to,) is aout NOTHING BUT being depressed, or contemplating suicide. But a lot of angsty teens listen anyway, because they think that they can relate to super rich adult celebrities.

Music: Suffocation, no breathing, don't give a f*ck if I cut my arms bleeding...
Angsty teen: Oh Papa Roach...you know how I feel...
Papa roach: *enjoying a giant swimming pool at a resort somewhere*

by you want to know who wrote this that badly? May 21, 2005

sexual angst

Pent up anger or annoyance, when you have not had any emotional or sexual contact or sorts with the opppsite sex. Many teens feel this after some time of not seeing their significant other or not being able to spend time with them due to a tremendous amount of homework or family obligations.

The weekend was a bust, the time I spent with my boyfriend was lousey and interrupted. We saw a terrible movie in a crowded theater and got stuck having dinner at a family friend's house. On top of not seeing him all week and not being able to show affection, hug him, or make out with him, I had some serious pent up sexual angst so we have planned a night for just the two of us this weekend

by gr747 February 8, 2008

Angsta

A Mix of Gangsta and Indie Style. Sometimes Emo May be encorperated. Generally Categorized by baggy shirts, tight pants, an ipod, and the sway hair. Sometimes known as Gangst

Tim: What's with Joe?
Jim: Joe went all Angsta after his breakup with Sally.

by Jamie Foley July 16, 2007