alpine slide

this is where you shit in a plastic bag, freeze it, and then use the frozen feces to penetrate a woman's vagina

That girl was so nasty, I decided to give her the alpine slide

by lnglostsurfer June 25, 2007

Alingpie

1) An alingpie is a great friend and will never let you down. 2) A strange creature that lives in the woods. 3) A pie.

Alan Baines the greatest man that ever walked the earth a pie to all and a freind you never want to be with out.

Roub

13 may 2005

by Roub May 15, 2005

alpine

ajd: of a frosty, cool, transcendental nature

verb: to be of a frosty, cool, transcendental nature

huzzah! that fly bitch was so alpine. i feel so socially and intellectually inferior... in a really good way.

by OrientalizeThis December 17, 2008

alpine skiing

a sport wear the people who were rejected from nordic skiing because hey had no strengh and were not fast enough to do Nordic skiing. The fatter the skiing the fast they go, they can just fall down the hill. Un like Nordic where they have to ski up hills and down them.

Hey Stuart guess what i got on to the Nordic ski team, i knew all of those push ups and going to the gym every day would pay off. i am so glad i would have had to do the lazy wuss sport, alpine skiing

O that is cool dude, i didn't make it. But the alpine ski team wants me to join. I think i will do that.

Well that is cool too, have fun with that. ( Maybe he should have tryed and worked out, insted of eating and watching t.v. o well)

by Alpine wusses February 10, 2007

Alpine Skiing

A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.

Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?

Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.

by Charliemagnustwiceremoved May 10, 2009

apping

present participle of application as adjective

i gotta get apping on that db project.

by guy overfelt February 11, 2009

aling

Added to the end of sentences to make you sound more gangster, and emphasise what you're saying.

That's sick, alie aling!

by That Ging February 16, 2007