alot

The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".

When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:

"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."

by oblivionboy February 3, 2013

Alitia

A girl whose name is always mispronounced and misspelled.

The girl's name Alitia is a variant of Alice (Old German), and the meaning of Alitia is "noble, exalted".

"My name is Alitia"

"Is that with a C or an S?"

"neither"

"what?"

by pseudo-me February 2, 2010

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

alotafloppypuss

Where you are playing volleyball and your vagina falls out of your spandex.

Grace is one big alotafloppypuss.

by sloven October 8, 2009

Alotafondleitis

The medical term defining a chronic masturbator.

"Carpel tunnel syndrome in teenage males is often caused by Alotafondleitis."

"I have trouble keeping jobs because of my Alotafondleitis."

by Brad Edgerton January 8, 2009

Alototo

When someone refers to you as a player, but you're not a player; you just fuck a lot then leave the person as soon as you bust and make a butt/pussy face screaming: ALOTOTO!

J-Ka: Ay A-Da how bout' we alototo dem morenitos tonight?
A-Da: yes, this is gonna be one hell of an alototo ass night! ^o^

by YouAlreadyKnowWuzzuh May 16, 2009

alotobit

A large quantity of something. The opposite of a little bit.

When baby Emiley was asked, do you love your papa a little bit, or a alotobit? She responded with a resounding, "alotobit!"

by inthehaze February 19, 2018