textual affair

To have and affair or "cheat" on your significant other; via text messaging.

Man1: My wife left me
Man2: Why?
Man1: For having a textual affair with that new girl in payroll
Man2: You should have destroyed the evidence

by NKryptiD October 1, 2007

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

afkfas

away from keyboard for a second

Bathroom, afkfas

by BHM1250 October 5, 2008

clandestine affair

A secret relationship

It is believed that President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe were involved in a clandestine affair.

by Urban Oracle November 9, 2013

black out affair

A high class, often formal event, usually with an open bar, where you end up just getting completely wasted. A play on "black tie affair". Not to be confused with Urban Dictionary defined black tie affair.

Hey man, you going to the spring formal? Heard it will be open bar.

For sure bro; it's going to be quite the black out affair.

by prakaru August 3, 2009

Affairish

Having or have been in an affair.

Carissa you so were an affairish with him!

by Haybabee January 23, 2009

affalapadackus

adj; to be in a weird or goofy state; to feel random

Wow, I am in an affalapadackus today

by meester sir December 4, 2010