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liquid AIDS

The future highly contagious form of the AIDS virus. Just touching, breathing the same air, or just the thought of this person will bring about bouts of nausea, gagging, and the overwhelming need to get away fast.

Characteristics of such people: Extremely skinny, warm moist hands, missing teeth, excessive drinking and smoking, unemployed, and romantically challenged. Basically like a crackhead. Most all crackheads have some form of liquid AIDS.
Person 1: "OMG! There's a crackhead outside the window!"
Person 2: "Really??" *Looks outside*
Person 2: "Oh no, that's just my friend, Chetus. He has liquid AIDS."
Person 1: "Damn! That's F%^&ed up!"
by CureForLiquidAIDSAmerica March 25, 2011
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AIDS Fella

Some man who has AIDS
Aids Victim: I got a confession to make

Normal Bloke: What's that?

Aids Victim: I an AIDS fella

Normal Bloke: Are you positive?

Aids Victim: HIV positive
by manoguv December 28, 2007
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acid fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus thus causing a burning like feel around the anus, sounds wet but sometimes silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma. Basically when you have the craps and your stomach is bothering you,most of the time those wet sounding smelly farts you squeeze out at that time is an acid fart my friend. Enjoy them.
Dude,I let out the worst acid fart in Debbie's face.

I thought I was going to shart but I just released an acid fart.
by tophieCC January 15, 2009
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Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.
Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.
by barfstormman December 30, 2010
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AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.
Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant
by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011
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acidviper

A person who has to be always right; can be obnoxious, although is usually witty and can be funny; This person always hates any "william" in his life. AcidViper also always wins UHCs, and is very deadly when he has his fingers on a keyboard and mouse.
Damn, that guy HAD to win that conversation, he must be AcidViper.
by _gleeming June 6, 2020
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Music aids

When an individual starts to sing, hum or whistle a tune uncontrollably due to being subconsciously influenced by hearing that tune sung, hummed or whistled by another individual or having heard the tune from the t.v. or radio.
In a classroom Mary starts to hum The white stripes' "Seven Nation Army" when she has stopped Billy, who is sitting across the room, continues on the tune unaware that he has just contracted music aids.

Mary may have infected the whole class!
by Haskins December 29, 2009
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