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my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am
by mitchbeard February 6, 2010
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accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.
Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.
by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010
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accordial

When you are a pirate and are very cordial when you have an accord; politely agreeable, but when you’re a pirate.
I always get what I want when I bring Captain Jack Sparrow rum because it makes him quite accordial.
by rannray June 12, 2018
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Accolading

My father was always accolading.
by Wes2mone June 20, 2020
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accordial

like or relating to the accordion; capable of expanding or collapsing with ease; capable of folding in on itself.
The accordial camping tent was easy to set up.

The "Jack in a Box" toy had an accordial body.
by ZGlove July 9, 2020
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Mob Accordion

when Orangina Thinskin aka donald trump plays air accordion outside the courthouse
appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.
by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023
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English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014
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