Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Wholesome award

The infamous award in reddit. Apparently, redditors often give this award to serious posts

teenager: *gets brutally killed by a bear*

the redditards: Seems wholesome to me *give wholesome award*

by Sebastian294 December 6, 2020

Spiritual Awakening

What you call "your life in this world" is a mere superposition of the life of a human being on top of your Self. As a result, you are prevented from remembering your true identity and tricked into believing that everything that happens to that human being is really happening to you.

The effect is very much like one of those shows where images and sounds are projected on the facade of a building, creating the illusion that the building is actually changing or crumbling. The projected images and sounds are not real, only the underlying building is. But the illusion is so compelling that it makes you doubt your senses.

Similarly, "your life in this world" is such a compelling illusion that you lose awareness of your underlying true Self. Nevertheless, being the only real part of the illusion, you will emerge unscathed and shining in all your splendor once the show is over, just like the buildings on which those images are projected.

Spiritual awakening is the uncovering of this illusion and the discovery of your Self while still in this life.

Unfortunately, very few people ever experience a moment of spiritual awakening

by fcrcf January 2, 2016

Teen Choice Awards

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.

Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

by Smart American Male March 22, 2009

Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

by dan102 September 20, 2010

grammy award

Used to be an alright system of giving merit to exceptionally good singers. Now it's just a rigged scamfest where talentless idiots get awarded just for being on MTV, VH-1, or B.E.T..

Few Grammy Awards are being given to those who make real music but are too poor to get any attention.

by rock fan April 29, 2003

tard fam awareness

The idea that all tard fam members have a very low awareness level. This includes both mental awareness and physical awareness. Considering what we already know about tard fam, this is not surprising at all since we know for a fact that their brains aren't functional. You could literally light their ass on fire and they wouldn't know. These dudes don't know shit and at this point, I don't even know what's going on in their brains. The problem in my opinion is that their brain is still working on a thought from 5 years ago so they are unable to focus on the present thought and therefore aren't aware of shit.

*everyone openly clowning and gassing York*
York: Wait what, what are you guys talking about?
Mike Carlson: Lol, sped ass bitch
York: What the fuck are you saying?
Armando: Lol, tard fam awareness

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020