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avocado tits

When a girls tiddy flopiness exceeds that of fried egg titties
Janet’s old ass got right up on the brunch table and started twerking and she whipped out the sweetest set of avocado tits I ever seen
by Dirty Lamberti March 15, 2019
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Avocado Socialist

The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.
by Funnel Music October 3, 2019
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Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.
Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!
by Breaduck November 2, 2020
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Avocado Fuck Nigga

If you or any of your fellow gangstas get called an Avocado Fuck Nigga that means you a wack ass ugly ass musty ass dr. Doofenshmirtz ass fat ass wide forehead ass thick thighs tiny calf’s ass pointy shoulder blade ass big mac fat ass mustard ass chunky ass fuck nigga. you also twerk to mo bamba
(victim) hey brad how was your day

(brad) shut up you an Avocado Fuck Nigga

(victim) aren’t you white
by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 22, 2021
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salty avocado

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple
Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado
by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019
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rotten avocado

A rotten avocado behaves like a vegetable in its natural habitat. A Jakob Ip is therefore the definition of a rotten avocado.
OMG a rotten avocado, must be Jakob Ip!
by Jakob Ip October 30, 2020
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