Aston

The bees knees, the mutts nuts, the dogs dangleys, the Whaley WHOPPER, the slobber knocker, the knickers dropper, the panty wetter, the automatic leg spreader, the master of disaster, the king of sting, the main event, the problem, the problem solver, the planet, the ineffable!!.. …,
You get what I’m saying!!
SOZ!!

“The best there is, the best there ever was abd the best there ever will be !” aka ASTON

SOZ

by AKAUNHEARDOF December 31, 2023

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Dirty Aston

A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.

A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom

My dad is a real Dirty Aston

by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025

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Aston

A short twink with a small dick

Me: "Haha! you're such an Aston."
Friend: "no, YOU!"

by KarmaSLie November 2, 2021

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Aston’s Biggest

Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?

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“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”

by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023

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Aston Martin DBX707

Fastest SUV in the world better than a Lambo

Goes 193 mph very fast

Me: My Aston Martin DBX707 is the greatest!
Lambo guy: My Urus is faster.
Me: Really?
Lambo guy: Really.
After drag race:
Lambo guy: Wh-what?
Me: Told you.

by Aston Martin simp August 24, 2022

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