Areola Assault

The proper phrasing for a titty twister

Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.

Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.

by Jakeherby August 7, 2017

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.

Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!

by James Weyand November 10, 2007

Air Assault

A highly effective method of deploying Army and Marine Corps combat elements into remote battlefields in a short amount of time, utilizing rotary winged aircraft(helicopters) rather than fixed wing aircraft(airplanes). This gives them the advantage of landing on or completely bypassing terrain features for drop off or pick up of said combat elements making them faster and considerably more mobile than Airborne elements which are forced to rely on the Army Air Corps...I mean Air Force, for insertion.

The Armys 101st Division is the worlds only Air Mobile division affording it the most flexible operating parameters.

by 10th MTN DIV June 6, 2005

Weaponized Assault penguins

A war penguin that will shit all over you if agitated

"James fought three weaponized Assault penguins and they found his body covered in poop.

by MR. THICC October 21, 2020

Armed Assault

Armed Assault is realistic military game that's enhanced by the TKC Community.

A real convo on an Armed Assault multiplayer server
Player1: I think TKC is on this server.
Player2: Cool, I got super weapons!

by TKCWesker October 2, 2007

Saxual Assault

Any song in which a saxophonist over-performs a solo to the point that a listener will feel sexually violated.

1"Dude, turn off this Kenny G shit right now"
2"I like it"
1"That last solo was saxual assault at its worst"

by Chruz July 8, 2009

assault weapon

*A firearm that is full-auto and capable of firing multiple rounds by holding the trigger.

*Apparently, a firearm that looks "menacing", or equipped with cool add-ons. Generally considered by the NRA as "an emotional response from gun-violence". On a related note, ALL shotguns are considered "assault weapons".

"My Mossberg has compensators on the muzzle. I guess that makes it an assault weapon. Oh wait. It already is."
-me

by Dave February 26, 2005