young asap

Young asap is a cold hearted ruthless person who doesn’t care what others think of his actions, he does what he wants and clowns on anybody who objects him

Wow that boy is just like young asap

by Young asap February 25, 2019

ASAP as possible

Used by people who do not know that "ASAP" means AS Soon As Possible, although they`ve heard it used many times.

Hey! Can I have my eggs as ASAP as possible? I have a plane to catch!

by Blak Hoody January 31, 2017

ASAP

As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".

"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"

by SysStream October 11, 2006

ASAP

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

by Tommmyyyy January 6, 2008

ASAP

Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm

In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.

by Cattttttttttt December 19, 2009

ASAP

As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible

WOW she is going asap.

by Cortnort December 9, 2008

ASAFP

acronym for As Soon as Financially Possible

Man I gotta go to Amsterdam ASAP man.... well, i mean ASAFP i gotta stack up first.

by Beerdedbeest December 15, 2006