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dry as shit

It means something or someone is boring This is actually a phrase used to change the mood and attitiudes of those engaged in the conversation typiccallky used by the lumpenproleteriat or scum bag mothefuckers but nevertheLESs its FIEry.
My place of work is boring== huh shrug lets go back to the game of dominoes who cares everyones does loser your so boring and conventional we want spice captain morgan kinda junk just be hushed and silent please please please words like boring do nothing for my senses i want an orgasm of all the chakras a spiritual awakening an experience and you give me bhlluh
I hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
My place of work is dry as shit == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!Spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is tittys shaking in slowmow on a giant TV set I love you i know your not gay but can i suck your dick please
** PEOPLE SHould react in this way

That Damn Lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.
by MPJF September 7, 2005
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flaw as shit

by Boss ass wigger December 19, 2013
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keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.
Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit
by Wise plumber February 27, 2018
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dumb as shit

by toeney January 21, 2020
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Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
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dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid
Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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Hip as Shit

A person of business at the cutting edge of current trends and fads
Geez Laura, that Pharmacy is Hip as Shit! 💣💥
by Widerstand May 17, 2023
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