Armando Mendoza

Sexy beast of love.

Also known as grandpa/grandfather.

Bussy king

Holy shit look it's "Armando Mendoza" The Bussy Goblin!!

by Hamburger6 January 17, 2023

Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.

Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."

by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023

Armando Ramos

Who's laughing now?

Hym "Not Armando Ramos. I'll contact Armando Ramos too. Tell him to get a list of the victims parents names. And not Jordan Peterson either. And not the families of the 19 people his nephew murdered. I wonder what he wrote. I was just laugh at Trump about when he was asked why he wanted to do tariffs so bad and his response was 'I jUsT dO!' I laughed hysterically at that. Mainly because it sounds so fucking stupid to that you 'just do' want to do tariffs."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Dirty Armando

The act of transferring your under arm odor to another person's upper lip, typically via one's index and middle fingers. This results in a recipient who constantly smells your BO. Best accomplished when target is unaware of their fate until it's already too late.

Style points awarded for shouting "dirty armando" while act is in-progress.

After working out together, I thought it'd be funny to give my girlfriend a dirty armando. She didn't laugh.

by Ariel K. January 10, 2009

luis armando

The biggest asshole in the world.

Damn, Luis Armando.

by KarmaKaradashian May 20, 2016

Octavio Armando Mercado

A young ugly kid usually talk and skinny, has a nice haircut and is a fuckboii and plays soccer appears to be very good at it too

You see him that's a oam(Octavio Armando Mercado)

by Nene Mercado June 19, 2016

Strenuous Armando

n. A sexual act in which a male and female are engaged in 69 (mutual concurrent oral sex), with the male on top. Just as he is about the climax, the male arches his back, positioning his rectum above the forehead of the female. He then proceeds to ejaculate in her mouth and defecate on her forehead at the same time.

Remember that chick i met at the bar? I pulled a Strenuous Armando on her and made quite a mess.

by vampirekilla October 20, 2008