someone who as actually never done anything worthwhile on their own but yet still seems to make it into the news,limelight,tabloids,newspapers,etc
by cheaptrickrick January 13, 2010
Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.
by TheDingDong March 26, 2020
A girl that is ALMOST good looking, but has one physical attribute that ruins it and in turn, makes her awkwardly unattractive.
Not necessarily a But-Er-Face.
Not necessarily a But-Er-Face.
Shiela WOULD be hot if she didn't have that lazy eye and overly hairy arms. Sheila is an almost girl.
by Almost Queen October 10, 2010
John: Oh man! I can't believe we lost that volleyball match in phys. ed today.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.
Teacher: There are no losers here. Just almost winners.
by Corn Flake February 12, 2007
The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008
When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.
"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."
by TimBayBe December 13, 2009
I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.
by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021