atkins diet

A diet that focuses on banning carbs, contrary to popular belief no body knows if Atkins died of obesity like John Wayne was never even autopsied.
It is not a license to gorge Atkins once said.
Your heart may be buttery after this diet but its not like this diet permits 20 sticks of butter, a day might follow an omelet with cheese, ham ,and mushroom with a hearty chef salad for lunch then with a steak and tossed veggies. And berries are permitted sparingly with i must admit hearty fatty snacks time to time.

I'm surprised that most definitions that actually state the diet are made up of people who did not read the book, and it does not permit unlimited fatty food. This idea came from the fact this book permits cheese and meat which if you recall the 70's where made to look evil towards rice and pasta. The first 2 weeks only allow 30 net gram carbs then there is another phase which introduces whole grains back.

Nerd: lollol12l3l1 i ate 20 bucckets of lard today l123o12l3 im on a diet

Guy: I followed Atkins diet ,his guidelines and read the book i am prepared for the side effects and will not make my day of food be worth more than 20% saturated fat. But only have 30 carbs a day for a while.

by That guy who is here April 22, 2008

Adkisson's Army

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.

My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.

by uwg March 20, 2009

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005

atkins diet

an illogical diet that says eating lots of fat and protein will make you lose weight, when it actually just gets your arteries clogged and makes you constipated. It's actually better to have carbs

i'm having a quadruple bypass surgery and i haven't taken a shit in a week

it's because of that damn atkins diet

no! it's because of the piece of bread i ate last night!

by Some Guy December 17, 2004

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

Eric Atkins

The best basketball player to come out of the Baltimore area, yet hailing from Columbia(he would have done great things for AHS). Over his 4 years at Mount Saint Joseph High School in Baltimore, he came close to winning championships but reached a perfect season record and the POY award. Off the court he acquired many girls. Black girls, white girls. He loved them all. He seemed to be getting serious with a certain Taylor, but who could forget Micheala? He certainly did not. Those two had a thing that no one could understand. He currently attends University of Notre Dame where he continues to get girls left and right, while trying to not be arrested.

I want to be like eric atkins, he's got skills on and off the court.

by supppballaa69 December 1, 2010

absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

by The Herminator May 24, 2003