log

1. A large piece of wood cut from a tree.
2. A Giant, Cylindric Poo that plugs the toilet.
3. Toy manufactured by blammo

1. "I live in a log cabin"
2. " Holy Sh*t! That log hurt my butt a lot!"
3. It's Log, LOG, It's great, it's funny, it's Wood!"

by garythesnail2 October 16, 2008

log

loaf, turd, by-product

Spock found the Captain's Log in the toilet.

by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005

a log

Is ten bundles of heroin in Wilmington Delaware. That's 14 bags a bundle sometimes 15 bags a bundle at five dollars a piece

How much for a log?

by Phillyjunkie November 1, 2015

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

LOGS

Lots Of Good Sex

A man talks about having logs at the local club with several ladies that he knows.

Gary logs it up at Kool Jays bar with 2 bombshells, a redhead and a blond he's getting plenty of booty.

by 1olddog4u August 20, 2008

log

A large, round turd.

These lads from Edmonton had a contest to see who could birth the biggest log.

by Bob Goatse October 3, 2002

log

A sex position in which the bottom partner positions themself in a ball facing down, similar to a log. The top partner then catches them on fire and uses the heat to prevent hyothermia.

Log date: 7 15 2 My partner died today. They were warm though so whatever I guess.

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016