get me a towel

An statement of excitement over a situation in your day that is so amazing, although it's not actually an orgasm, it might as well be.

Run into Kelly Churchill and you say, "Oh my god. Get me a towel." ...because I just jizzed.

See a nice lookin Porsche or some other high priced car cruisin down the road and you say, "Check out that whip. Dude, get me a towel!"

Or you can just say it when you need a towel after bangin or something. But ideally your girl should swallow. This is the BEST time to say get me a towel.

by SmokyTreat April 28, 2010

Flex me a euro

Give me some money.

Used the same context as "Bust me a pound star" or "twist me a dracmar" when you are standing on the corner of the street or outside macdonalds. As in when you don't have any but need to get some quick to get some spray more get more from the shop. "Oi man come now come now, flex me a euro innit?"

by Jason Lee Webster June 1, 2006

All these racks give me a boner

When all the cash/money gives you a hardon

All these racks give me a boner I'm too hard!

by niggasamuel March 10, 2019

Give me a fucking break

Used as a substitute for “take it easy pal” or “give it a rest asshole”. It also sounds pretty cool and can spark up some laughter to say it out of the blue. You know how it goes.

Kohl: Kyle let’s go buddy you’re taking for ever
Kyle: Give me a fucking break alright

Or

Kohl: Long time no see Kyle, good to see ya!
Kyle: Give me a fucking break, bro, how’s it going?

by Dr. Malone February 16, 2018

Give me a sniff

To get access to or obtain the privelage of having relations with a beautiful woman. To ask for approval or acceptance from a friend or colleague when obtaining something of personal value or worth.

While sitting at the bar two attractive women approached my friends and I. As they approached, Tyrone asked the tall lady with the apple bottom, "What does it take for a playa like me to get a sniff?"

A business deal is underway and a personal friend of one of the men in the deal enters the room. After hearing what is being discussed, he asks, "give me a sniff" with some of that action.

by JQB Deezy October 17, 2009

drop me a text

What I mainly say to someone as an alternative way of saying "text me" or "send me text"..IMO sounds better

Person 1: "When you gonna be there"

Person 2: "In half an hour"

Person 1: "Alright cool, drop me a text when you get there"

by Oken! - Thsms204 - Franco July 24, 2009

Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap

"Bitch make me a Sammich" *Bitch Slap*

by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010