lemon

A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.

Some idiot fangirl has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.

by Gazuga April 3, 2004

a lemon

How people in the American south say eleven.

Look at the time... it’s a lemon o’ clock.

by Guy Steve April 29, 2021

lemon

a fat oaf who sits on the sofa eating monkey nuts wanking there Nan every Tuesday so you are a fat cunt you fat pleb fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

shut up you fat fucking lemon

by lewis boi March 25, 2019

lemons

Fun To Throw At People

Lets Throw Lemons At People!!

by A*Girl July 6, 2006

Lemon

A person who is completely sour or has a bad attitude.

Man A.J. Stanton, you're a total lemon.

by Lame lay June 2, 2016

The lemon

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.

I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon

by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021

Lemon

What the fuck? Are you goddamned retarded? It's a fucking lemon you special ed motherfucker. Jesus Christ who let this window licker off of the short bus? Motherfucker searching "Lemon" on UrbanDictionary. Get back in the special ed room before I kick your retarded ass back in there.

Jim:This retarded ass motherfucker just searched "Lemon" on Urban Dictionary.

John: What a fucking window licker.

by UrbanScribe7 November 23, 2019