Craig

Craigs are jocks and classic ladies men, and could never be mistaken for a nerd. Craigs love cryptocurrency and positive reinforcement from friends and family. Hanging out with a Craig is always comfortable and never awkward. Usually very tall with dark hair and tanned skin.

Craig, did you sign that proposal yet?

by equties November 23, 2021

To craig

a verb, meaning to list something on Craigslist in order to get it out of your life.

"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."

by kingferdinand May 4, 2010

The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craiged

The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.

I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.

Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!

by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020

craigful

the feeling of being strong or muscular.

i did 500 push up today so i am feeling very craigful

by Lil mango man July 7, 2021

Craig

Adjective: A man usually with long sideburns, broad shoulders and a powerful walk!

"That guy is well Craig-like! Look at his side-burns!"

by xweirdsciencex March 9, 2009

Craig

Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!

"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"

by 234oo February 15, 2006