oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

farmer snort

pluging one nostril and discharging snot out the other. see snot rocket. can also be used for entertainment purposes.

johnny hit the bum from the 5th story of a parking garage with a massive farmer snort.

by anti May 15, 2005

Snorting Season

When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw

Yo wanna get into snorting season with me by cutting some lines of candy canes

by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019

Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Dang dude! Your kid is a gorp snort!

by Karl jr November 7, 2020

Korple Snort

When you have literally no idea what is happening, and you fart loudly

Person 1: What is happening? *fart*
Person 2: Did you just korple snort?

by arglefloop February 15, 2019

Mixing the snorts

crushing 2 different pills and putting them together in one line to blow.

dude im so fucked. what'd you do man? i was mixing the snorts man, vicodin and percocet.

by zmoerder April 26, 2011