oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Dang dude! Your kid is a gorp snort!

by Karl jr November 7, 2020

Korple Snort

When you have literally no idea what is happening, and you fart loudly

Person 1: What is happening? *fart*
Person 2: Did you just korple snort?

by arglefloop February 15, 2019

Mixing the snorts

crushing 2 different pills and putting them together in one line to blow.

dude im so fucked. what'd you do man? i was mixing the snorts man, vicodin and percocet.

by zmoerder April 26, 2011

Derf Snort

A human being with the hair of a troll and looks petrifyingly ugly. Sometimes is as fat as a whale.

Omg that girl is such a derf snort, prancing around in her ugliness.

by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010

Ganorkle Snort

Term for a filthy bastard who enjoys the scent of women's bicycle seats. Possibly dude's seats as well. Nasty pricks.

Yo, check Ganorkle Snort moving in on that sista's Huffy. Dirty fucker.

by bizktang October 5, 2016