monday mouse

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA February 25, 2012

Hickey Mouse

Three hickeys that overlap in such a way that they form the shape of Mickey Mouse's head.

What is that, did you just get attacked by a vampire with a harelip?
No, its just a hickey mouse.

by Mrmcchicken July 05, 2011

mouse scum

The residue left over on your mouse after excessive gaming or mouse use. Can also be found on keyboard.

We'll game in a second I need to clean off my mouse scum.

by Foryouhehe February 14, 2010

mouse off

to masturbate at your computer

My chica caught me mousing off last night.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time

My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view

by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006

fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

by JasonWS May 15, 2007

Mousing Around

Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)

Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.

Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.

Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.

Guy: Doors open better run!

Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.

Girl: OMG no!

Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...

by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017