Pie Merchant

A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?

Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
by JDogLikelyLad November 09, 2011
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like merchant

An elite individual who likes your tweets and posts
“Hey do you know ‘ConejoPistolero?’ “
Yea dude, he’s an elite like merchant!”
by ConejoPistolero July 03, 2019
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Game Merchant

When a game "developer" creates a game based solely on sales; without an original thought.
A Game Merchant's work is most commonly seen in a series of games. i.e. Call of Duty. The game play stays the same, or in some cases degrades, but just enough "new" is added to sell another round.

Effectively "cash cow" milking.
by TheCBK January 09, 2011
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vagina merchant

a woman who sells her vagina for crack
get off the streets you vagina merchant
by orange123 February 22, 2009
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excuse merchant

when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"

Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.

"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
by krazy836 February 07, 2012
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speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped
wow daniel james is such a speed merchant
by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020
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filth merchant

Colloquial term for male University of Kent students with a reputation for promiscuous and often questionable sexual liaisons with other female students with little to no personal standards for either themselves or the women in question.

Filth Merchant(s): Also, often used collectively to describe a group of male students who partake in said acts as a group who are known to behave with boisterous behaviour. Often compared to the Bullingdon Club at Oxford University, though more "filthy" in nature.

Originally Founded at 93 Headcorn Drive, Canterbury - 2014.
A: " I heard Jacob slept with Megan last night, she let him ejaculate on her face."
B: " What a filth merchant! Thats not as bad as Josh, who jacked-off in his housemates shampoo bottle!"
by TrollHunter2014 July 22, 2016
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