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googled

to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing
"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."
by neologo May 15, 2010
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Google

government owned operated global learning expiriment
Google is a government owned operated global learning expiriment
by patmcb March 31, 2017
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googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.
'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'
by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003
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Googleing

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.
My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.
by Opie2011 October 15, 2010
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Google It

When you can not answer a complicated question
Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it
by Gardner9876 February 23, 2013
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Google

definition 1: God's gift for people whom can't spell shit.
definition 2: The answer to all of our problems
Alex: How do you spell ______?
Me: ....I have no fucking clue.?
Alex: Google time!
Me: YAY! So glad we have Google!!!
*both feel lame now*
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googled

to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.
Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.
by nyk2663 June 1, 2011
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