april 9th

april 9th is the day prince philip died

hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze

by nevnevnev123 April 9, 2021

October 9th

If yours birthday is on the 9th of october, you are FUCKING awesome

What day is it today
Its october 9th! Damn girl, u are fucking awesome!

by sup345433212 October 31, 2019

9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

by Jimmy Paladino August 23, 2005

January 9th

January 9th is the best day (because all the best people are born obvi). Therefore, January 9th is best person day. Make the best person you know happy.🤩🤩

Kaitlyn: oh it’s january 9th, i guess i have to do something nice for my favorite person, katie!

by katie🤩 November 19, 2019

9th grade

A grade where everyone thinks they are the ''shit'' and is the beginning of a long adventure for 4 years. Most students start out as freshman while the upper class fuckers YEAH I SAID IT apparently thinks freshman are low shit. This year goes by fast just like all and you can have many girlfriends or boyfriends if your in to that. GRADES START TO MATTER AT THIS LEVEL FOR COLLEGE.

Upperclassfucker: I'm going to fuck you up freshman
Freshman: Ohhh Shit!!!!! I just got to ninth grade what the fuck man.
Sophomore: Well at least I'm no longer freshman
Upperclassfucker: Get over here carl I'm not done with you yet 10th grade my ass

Sophomore: Please No please
9th grade
''( Insert Coin )''

by WTFBRUH11 October 6, 2015

March 9th

When gay ass niggas called Richard are born

Oh shit Nigga it’s March 9th that Richard Nigga is gay

by Dickard peter’s son October 16, 2019

September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.

September 9th grab it

by Ahhhsexccass August 15, 2019