September 9th

September 9th is international Baloomba day. You celebrate the birthday of Baloomba and eat cake.

Today is September 9th! That means it’s international Baloomba day, Let’s go and eat some cake!

by Baloomba’s birthgiver September 07, 2022

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Slippy 9ths

Slippy 9ths becomes official when the 8th man, who has sexual relations with a woman, who has had previous sex with 7 other men, back to back, leaves the area in which he and the woman had sex. The 9th man thereby enters said area, unaware of any natural residue or biological leavings on floor of said area, and begins to slip and slip and slip. The world record for most time slipping in one slip is three (3) hours and fifty-two (52) minutes.

"Man, I walked into the room right after the 8th guy, Todd, walked out, making me the 9th guy. So, as I walked into the room to fuck this broad, I just lost all my footing and began slipping. No one warned me about the natural residue or biological leavings that remained on the floor! I didn't break the record, but I was going for a good ten minutes. Luckily, when the slip ended I landed on the bed. I then proceeded to fuck this sloppy fish of a chick. Therefore, I became the Slippy 9ths of the day."

by Bobby Pardo January 17, 2008

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9th base

Fingering a girl with one's big toe

"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

by Jimmy Paladino July 27, 2005

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January 9th

January 9th is the best day (because all the best people are born obvi). Therefore, January 9th is best person day. Make the best person you know happy.🤩🤩

Kaitlyn: oh it’s january 9th, i guess i have to do something nice for my favorite person, katie!

by katie🤩 November 20, 2019

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9th grade

A grade where everyone thinks they are the ''shit'' and is the beginning of a long adventure for 4 years. Most students start out as freshman while the upper class fuckers YEAH I SAID IT apparently thinks freshman are low shit. This year goes by fast just like all and you can have many girlfriends or boyfriends if your in to that. GRADES START TO MATTER AT THIS LEVEL FOR COLLEGE.

Upperclassfucker: I'm going to fuck you up freshman
Freshman: Ohhh Shit!!!!! I just got to ninth grade what the fuck man.
Sophomore: Well at least I'm no longer freshman
Upperclassfucker: Get over here carl I'm not done with you yet 10th grade my ass

Sophomore: Please No please
9th grade
''( Insert Coin )''

by WTFBRUH11 August 25, 2015

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