"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”
by The true July 11, 2021
A poetic description of a scene, photo, or painting laid out as a series of text messages, usually two. The term is a modification of Ekphrastic poetry, which is a poem about a work of art.
Man, that textphratic verse Henry slaps onto his photos is sure punchy, to the point, and yes poetic, all at the same time.
by Trueawesomelesserpanda August 20, 2021
meaning of suspiciality in reality of seven fours of spheres ointing the var of spritity unrealing a huge secret of time between forcels seals the reality oftwenty eight oath woearting times the quartrumaliytuaul cosmetasphere of time itsel.
seauspuesererntelmiterm mega verse + +46743+ ;11234; ..,/hash remane/' = four enty oath eight ole fourty six xxvvlcc
by MagicMattCooly February 04, 2023
by bananananaEater June 09, 2023
A verse in a song written by the musician for their spouse or SO, or is written about their SO.
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
Despite the name, the SO can actually be any gender.
I made this word up just now because I didn’t know if there was already a word. Plus, it sounds cute & wholesome to call it that. 🥺
by Superjuliam December 14, 2022
by Faqshuk December 01, 2020
When two people are going against each other in any competitive matter that is pointless and or meaningless, such as in Fantasy Football. VS becomes spoken as ‘versing’.
by TheJediGolfer September 15, 2019