Fail

a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.

asshole: man that guy fails at everything
fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL!"

by Glenn Tenis May 11, 2009

Fail

You lose, Obama wins.

Person a) Omg I just fell ova infront ov that suppperrrhot girl! :O
Person b) Fail.

by Yoyogiddysally January 21, 2009

Fail

When someone tries, but does not succeed. An obvious mistake they made whilst trying to look good.

You fail for looking up 'fail' in UD.
You = fail.

by Slush Kamuri February 14, 2009

Fail

Word that is being consistently overused by assholes all around you so they can fit in and sound cool. Used to describe a minor disappointment in life, such as having a typo, tripping on your shoelace, or dialing the wrong number.

For other annoying overused words used by trendy douche bags, see Epic

Asshole 1: ZOMG d00d my phone fell in a bowl of cereal this morning

Asshole 2: Fail
Asshole 1: Lol I know

by cnopbl June 26, 2011

failed

same as fail, but a more personal description of someones actions, as in did not succeed, did not finish, could not accomplish

John went to the club last nigh but he did not come back home with some poontang..... He failed...

by Vikodin February 27, 2007

Fail

F irst
A ttempt
I n

L ife

Dude 1: LOL! You fail!
Dude 2: First attempt in life ;)
Dude 1: *confused look*

by Hurradurrp January 16, 2012

Fail

What morons say, because they don't realize that "failure" is already a word.

Dude, that was such an epic fail!

by Walter_White March 15, 2014