by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017
Get the Speed bumpmug. A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
Get the Speed Bumpmug. by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019
Get the SPEED BUMPmug. A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.
by ThrillistV February 20, 2023
Get the Speed Bumpmug. To have Herpes,
Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later
by Dr.mud September 30, 2023
Get the Speed bumpsmug. When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022
Get the Speed bump bouncingmug. by Robo-Cop October 26, 2012
Get the High tech Speed Bumpmug.