A boon dog is a person who is paid large amounts of money and does not deliver what is expected of them.
Jon Gruden could become the NFL's biggest Boon Dog head coach ever if he fails at making the Oakland Raiders a Super Bowl in contender 2018 after being paid $1 Million per year .
by EBMusic May 22, 2018
Get the Boon Dogmug. Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.
Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.
by RAWdogRAMEN February 25, 2021
Get the Raw Dog Ramenmug. A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)
A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"
by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022
Get the bites the dogmug. The act of cupping or fondling one's testicles. The word is derived from the practice of dog show judges physically displaying male dog's testicles during competition.
1.) My girlfriend was show-dogging me right there in the movie theater. 2.) My brother has no manners - he walked out of his room this morning, show-dogging himself in front of everyone.
by adguy70 April 21, 2014
Get the show-doggingmug. by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019
Get the Mad Dogmug. 
