shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

Jill-Head

A skanky woman with pigtails that serve as handles when masturbating with her mouth.

Hey, look at that old ditz with pigtails, I bet she gets jill-headed daily.

by Juan Carloz August 30, 2010

Jell-O head

When a sexual partner who is bad at oral sexs puts red jello(specifically) in their mouth before giving head

Damn bitch! You needa give that Jell-O head!

by aldini-thegreat April 2, 2019

Head-Canon

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.

In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023

Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti

"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"

by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

Head jog

Head jog: Trying to run through your past memories to retrieve a certain event or a sudden past memory clearly and suddenly coming to the forefront of your mind, usually as a result of an associated person/item.

I bumped into an old school friend, it was a real head jog. It bought back so many great memories I'd almost forgotten about!

by Debzy1980 April 19, 2018