Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

cock gnarbler

One who gnarbles cock

That dude is a fucking cock gnarbler

by not gnarbler September 29, 2023

Cock n' Ball Torture

When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

by 53414539 April 29, 2022

Cock Womgee

Is an asshole that is a wallop of a douchebag insensitive pussy face unjustifiable torture to suit one's needs of feeling like they're on top and invincible.

he is such a cock womgee, cuz she does everything for him and there's definitely no appreciation just torture.

by Tany85 January 8, 2024

cock

why are you searching this up lil dirty minded person

cock is a stick , but dont search this up. " I like my cock "

by i eat toast May 29, 2022

Giddy Cock

A puiny, small thin penis.

Mr.leffler developed anger issues after comparing his Giddy Cock with other men.

by MacHaze October 14, 2018

Cock strung

When u been high to long and u think ur as stronger as u was before u lost 40 lbs .strung out and full of urself,not who u used to be. All dick no muscle., Big in all the right places and dont know how to use it.

Did u know dude was that big a month ago he used to be cock stronge is what I heard,now I see he's just cockstrung LoL!!!he so strung out he's lost all his muscle!
He no longer cock stronge he cock strung ,all outta muscle.

by Gizmo289 May 27, 2023