cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

tiny cock man

Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man

Yo, Luo is 100% tiny cock man

by kjfdlshdjkgkjlfds May 16, 2017

Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017

Bite on my cock

When someone sucks dick so hard they eat it.

Fuck you asshole, bite on my cock!

by BiteMeHarder May 24, 2017

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017

cock small

A word meaning you are uncool and have a small penis.

Liam was a mudda fuckin cock small

by Cockbig May 30, 2017