hangass face

This is when someone has a face that just hangs there lookin' like a nasty ass. So atrocious no man will even fuck that face much less kiss and caress it.

Ernie was all wound up like a tomcat high on catnip with 30 females in heat in his alley. However, he lost all of his sexual drive when he saw her, who was known around town as hangass face. He just walked back to his car and vaped in disgust.

by von groovy August 15, 2024

high five to the face

The act of a woman launching herself fully nude onto the face of a gentleman caller.

Eating of the vagina after being landed on.

Hey babe, I'm feeling frisky. Can I have a high five to the face?

by JRizzle2016 February 5, 2020

Gay face

Noun: A person or a thing that has a particular shape in their face that makes them look gay ( even if they’re not).
Adjective: Describing someone who has the gay face.

Noun: See that guy over there? He definitely has the gay face.
Adjective: Grandpa, a calm, gentle and gay face man, went walking about an hour ago.

by We are all gonna die March 19, 2023

minimum viable face (MVF)

Minimum Viable Face (MVF): the smallest/fastest makeup routine you do before interacting with other human beings because you kind of owe it to them to not be distractingly worse-looking than usual.

Other person: "You look tired today."
Me: "Welp, I didn't do my minimum viable face (MVF)."

by SarahADowney March 29, 2021

The Ranoss Face

A look of incredible disappointment or annoyance, sometimes a mixture of the two.

"Ah man, he's doing The Ranoss Face again. I hate it, It always makes me feel like I did something wrong."

by uwugiver May 25, 2020

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

butthead face dog cur

Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.

I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.

by yoyodawwwwg March 22, 2019