August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day

Today it is required to chug a bapple

“Hey today is August 17th National Chug a Bapple Day“

by Definitely Rudy August 17, 2025

National disrespect women day

Celebrated on August 10th,
Today nobody has to respect a woman or treat them special.

Person A: Dude, that girl is so pretty
Person B: Bro it's National Disrespect Women day
Person A: My bad, she truly looks terrible

by SerbianLoser August 10, 2022

National Cuckold day

A worldwide holiday on the 8th of March once every year used to celebrate the watch history and continuation of spectatorship of the chairman of Cuckoldery, Shiv "Sticky Ricky" Bhagaloo

Person1 (Usually of black, big nose appearance): hey, Aliyah is coming over for National Cuckold Day at 7:00, be ready when se does.

Person2 (Big bald head hairy man): alright, ill be in the closet by then.

by prince swanny March 7, 2024

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023

National booty pic day

May 14th is also national booty pic day but only for girls with tattoos and girls named Taylor

National booty pic day Taylor version: omg send a booty pic

by Literallynotjuju May 13, 2024

National Fuck Day

April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.

Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day

by Vince Madici April 15, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass

It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s

by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019