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2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
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