Aune Syndrome

Being unable to speak properly, retardetation, dyslexia,
can often lead to cannibalism, autistic, often tall and overweight
Often ginger, and they look like an animal (often cows, but rarely and on severe cases they may look like sheep)

Yo' my daughter is yapping and she autistic mane' I think she got Aune Syndrome

by Dr. Yahya November 2, 2023

Tyle Syndrom

A male teacher who tends to stick out his tongue and lick his lips around unconsciously when thinking about maths.

“look he has his tongue out again…classic Tyle syndrom”

by dyckrider November 2, 2023

Whisper Syndrome

Whisper syndrome is a very bad decease which makes u mentally retarded or very mentally ill example: u challenged someone thinking they cant do it but instantly regret it later and blames u and hes not a very good budy :((

This girl have Whisper Syndrome! Stay away from her

by gaming1337 November 5, 2023

Sabba Syndrome

Across the vast expanse of time, nothing has perplexed scientists quite like this disorder. Sabba syndrome can be categorized in many ways; it is the closest relative to intellectual disability within its family of disorders. Many symptoms include excessive cigarette consumption, purchasing a sandwich or a can of Pepsi daily, and engaging in unwelcome physical contact with the opposite gender. The patient cannot be held responsible for their actions, as they experience an uncontrollable urge to touch themselves in front of others. Therefore, seeking medical assistance is strongly advised."

Doctor: "The results are back madame..."
Mother:"Okay, doc"(proceeds to start stripping)
Doctor:"wow madame relax please I didn't mean that we can do it another time though;)"
Mother:"Doc you're making me anxious what is it?"
Doc:"I'm sorry ma'am your son has sabba syndrome..."
Mother: (Left speechless)
Mother again: (pulls out a gun and ends her misery)

by HeetsTeak November 6, 2023

tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

tight pussy syndrome

A medical reason for a pussy to be tight. Could refer to vaginismus, hypertonic pelvic floor or pelvic floor dysfunction.

*sees a large penis* Erm, my tight pussy syndrome says no
The tight pussy syndrome wasn’t happy with the tampon the other day.

by Meggiewithane November 7, 2023

Lander Syndrome

The phenomenon where an individual acquires allergies due to dust, smell, and other external factors causing a sudden cold and cough.

I caught the Lander Syndrome because my sheets were dirty.

by honeybeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2023